when you figure out bonzi buddy is a virus

Something to note - on Dave's Chatcomics, Bonzi Buddy is extremely hard to get rid of.Īnother note - In recent tests performed by experts who asked not to be named but were killed anyway, Bonzi Buddy CAN in fact be defeated by ninjas. Attempting to use any of the above in Bonzi-killing will result in you being mauled by Bonzi. Even your mom can't kill Bonzi Buddy, owing to the fact that your mom is a Bonzi clone, and would most likely maul you.

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When you figure out bonzi buddy is a virus